A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a 'Nurse'.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U 'sister'....
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said OK! No Problem dear, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing to my 6yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Teacher: How Old is ur father
Student: As old as I'm.
Teacher: How is it possible
Student: He become father only after I was born.
Teacher: How is it possible
Student: He become father only after I was born.
One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him,
Santa removing 2 wheels from his luxury car.
Man asks: Why r u removing those wheels from ur car?
Santa:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ only for 2 Wheelers….
Cutest Proposal:
A boy rings the door bell of a girl's home & Asks,
"Hey, do u Believe in LOVE @ first sight ? or Should I comeback again..?"
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
A HILARIOUS MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION GOES LIKE THIS...
Mr. & Mrs. "Algebra" welcomes u for the grand wedding of their only son "Differentiation" with "Integration" the only daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Calculus.
Date & Time: on 10-10-10, when the clock locks b/w 10.10 am to 11-11 am.
Chief Guest : Mr.Binary Code will bless the couples.
Venue: Matrix Hall,
Address: 5.Parallel line st,
Square Root Tower,
Permutation Combination Nagar,
LANDMARK : Near Polynomial Hospital,
Probability - P (1) + P (2),
TRIGONOMETERY
Live Music Concert : By the Great "Statistics" Troop.
With Best Compliments From,
Mr & Mrs.Vectors,
Mr & Mrs.Theorem,
Bus Route: Tan 60, Cos 180, Sec 45, Cot 30, Sin 90 & Cosec 0.
STILL A LOT TO COME...
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